Monday, August 1, 2011

Mystery Asshole Theatre #12 - Mortal Kombat



In accordance with tradition, the month of August is officially MAN MONTH, and that means commentary tracks to the manliest of manly man movies, by the manliest of manly man men, the Two Assholes, plus those guests of theirs that are considered sufficiently manly to participate.

This week, we have been joined by our good friend John Pollock, from the Fight Network, to relive some of our best memories of the '90s by providing us with some MMA-style fight calling for Mortal Kombat. The rest of us just provide our usual commentary, which is equally enjoyable.

So sit back and enjoy our machismo filled repartée and relive one of the coolest movies that the '90s, and video games, ever gave us.

PS - Before anyone asks, yes the rest of the Star Wars commentaries are coming, but we like keeping you in suspense. Also, MAN MONTH, goddamnit.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Episode 30 (High Quality)



We've finally reached the 30th episode, and we all know what that means, don't we? That's right: Video Episode.

This time, the Two Assholes gathered together a number of Guestholes (and introduced a new one), to throw down on one of our most anticipated games ever: Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Oddly enough, of the 6 video episodes we have done, 3 have been Capcom fighting games. We seem to have a pretty substantial hard-on for them, and will probably continue doing them as more are released. Incidentally, if anyone from Capcom is reading this, some promotional copies of new fighting games would go a long way to ensuring our continued marketing efforts, wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean?

Episode 30



We've finally reached the 30th episode, and we all know what that means, don't we? That's right: Video Episode.

This time, the Two Assholes gathered together a number of Guestholes (and introduced a new one), to throw down on one of our most anticipated games ever: Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Oddly enough, of the 6 video episodes we have done, 3 have been Capcom fighting games. We seem to have a pretty substantial hard-on for them, and will probably continue doing them as more are released. Incidentally, if anyone from Capcom is reading this, some promotional copies of new fighting games would go a long way to ensuring our continued marketing efforts, wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean?

Monday, May 30, 2011

Mystery Asshole Theatre #11 - Star Wars - Part 2



Well, listeners, you wanted it, and so you shall have it. Episode 2 of our monumental Star Wars undertaking is now here for your listening pleasure, and should be the beginning of an entertaining summer here at TATANS.

Not only do we have four more Star Wars episodes, but we can never forget about the eighth month of the year, Man Month. In short, you should strap yourself in this summer for more of the Two Assholes, and various Guestholes, delivering comedy gold directly to your download window.

For now though, share with us only the beginning of the pain that was an afternoon of Star Wars.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

New Facebook page



In light of Facebook trying to do..er..something with groups...I think get rid of them... we have begun an exciting new Facebook fan page.

You can find it here

And on that page we have a poll up for what should be our last two entries in our Man Month dvd commentary spectacular. Help us chose what we will mock!

Friday, April 29, 2011

Episode 29 (High Quality)



Unfortunately, we've had some delay in the past few episodes, primarily because I've got a pretty busy working life, but every so often I manage to get my ass in gear and put together an episode for you. So, here you go, in all of its relatively dated glory. Hopefully you enjoy this enough to be in eager anticipation of Episode 30 (aka, a video episode).

Episode 29



Unfortunately, we've had some delay in the past few episodes, primarily because I've got a pretty busy working life, but every so often I manage to get my ass in gear and put together an episode for you. So, here you go, in all of its relatively dated glory. Hopefully you enjoy this enough to be in eager anticipation of Episode 30 (aka, a video episode).