This time around, we spend a considerable portion of time examining the wide and varied ways that our collective childhoods have been violently raped by the "revivals" of various '80s properties, specifically Transformers and GI Joe. To avoid possible spoilers, it's best for you to have watched Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra. The venomous rampage of verbiage will make much more sense that way.
After the rage is all out of our systems, we managed to actually get down to a relatively normal show. The beer likely also contributed.