Episode 31 (High Quality)

After a sizeable delay in the delivery of our regular episodes, we finally bring you a new one. Fresh off of the adventures of the Two Assholes at FanExpo, we bring you a hastily cobbled together podcast. I say hastily cobbled together because the lack of lead time meant that I was forced to forego all of my usual Photoshop shenanigans, and stick with rather simplistic imagery.

Next time, though, I am going to Photoshop the shit out of some cosplayers....

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Episode 31

After a sizeable delay in the delivery of our regular episodes, we finally bring you a new one. Fresh off of the adventures of the Two Assholes at FanExpo, we bring you a hastily cobbled together podcast. I say hastily cobbled together because the lack of lead time meant that I was forced to forego all of my usual Photoshop shenanigans, and stick with rather simplistic imagery.

Next time, though, I am going to Photoshop the shit out of some cosplayers....

Download Episode 31 - iPod Enhanced Version

Mystery Asshole Theatre #13 - Street Fighter: The Movie

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it is still August, so it is still MAN MONTH. The lack of update last Monday was due to my being on vacation and without internet access. So, you should have had plenty of time to watch last year's Man Month features to stave off femininity.

This week, we bring you a movie that was responsible for the death of a prominent and well-loved actor that was not Brandon Lee. No, this time the Two Assholes, and a few Guestholes got together to watch and lambaste Street Fighter: The Movie, yes, that one.

If you really don't know which actor this movie killed, then you should really just grab some cheese-in-a-can, oil up your chest, and settle into the ass-groove in your favourite piece of furniture for this manly morsel of macho mandom, man man man man man.

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Mystery Asshole Theatre #12 - Mortal Kombat

In accordance with tradition, the month of August is officially MAN MONTH, and that means commentary tracks to the manliest of manly man movies, by the manliest of manly man men, the Two Assholes, plus those guests of theirs that are considered sufficiently manly to participate.

This week, we have been joined by our good friend John Pollock, from the Fight Network, to relive some of our best memories of the '90s by providing us with some MMA-style fight calling for Mortal Kombat. The rest of us just provide our usual commentary, which is equally enjoyable.

So sit back and enjoy our machismo filled repartée and relive one of the coolest movies that the '90s, and video games, ever gave us.

PS - Before anyone asks, yes the rest of the Star Wars commentaries are coming, but we like keeping you in suspense. Also, MAN MONTH, goddamnit.

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