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Episode 29

Unfortunately, we've had some delay in the past few episodes, primarily because I've got a pretty busy working life, but every so often I manage to get my ass in gear and put together an episode for you. So, here you go, in all of its relatively dated glory. Hopefully you enjoy this enough to be in eager anticipation of Episode 30 (aka, a video episode).

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Wrestlemania Chat

Hey guys. Well it's Wrestlemania so it's time for Evan and I's annual Wrestlemania msn chat transcript. There's some funny stuff in here but if you want a slightly more informed version, check out our good friends at Live Audio Wrestling's show.

E.R.F says:

HYPE!!!!!

Let's trash some matches

Brent says:

Hey some of it might be alright

E.R.F says:

Brian Danielson and cm punk and UT will be the saving graces tonight

the rock being the rock

Brent says:

And Snookie should be a big enough train wreck that it'll be fun. Except for poor Trish stratus

E.R.F says:

hey man a pay day is a pay day. Predictions?

Brent says:

Yeah but that started off as just Tough Enough and then she got stuck with that crap

Predictions... I think Shamus over Danial Bryan, Dustin Rhodes over Rey, Alberto Del Rio over Edge, Orton over Punk, Cena over Miz, and Undertaker is pretty much a given

oh and Lawler over Cole

E.R.F says:

do you think takers forgone conclusion takes away from whatever match he'll be in?

Brent says:

Not really.

E.R.F says:

also it's a shame that cena and the rock have more of intrigue than miz and cena

Brent says:

Besides we now have more of a question about what Metallica song HHH is coming out to.

E.R.F says:

king nothing?

hurrrrr

what???????????

Brent says:

oh if you tweet wrestling shit for the night, the law is using the hash tag #lawradio

E.R.F says:

title at the beginning?

Brent says:

Wow, Edge is the curtain jerker

E.R.F says:

wrestlemaina confirmed to be shit

Brent says:

eh, I figured it'd be third but they do do this sometimes. You know get a title at the beginning and get one at the end

not to mention out of all the matches, this has the second shittiest build.

E.R.F says:

yeah...my bet's on del rio

Brent says:

fuck Brodus clay getting a pay day lol

E.R.F says:

it is his DESSSSSTINY!!!!!!!!!!

he looks like an enemy from final fight

Brent says:

Only problem is who do you feed to Del Rio next?

It's safe to assume that the next thing up for Edge vs Christian, right?

E.R.F says:

has to be

don't know who you'd feed del rio to

whomever wins edge vs. Christian

Brent says:

Maybe do a three way and then split it off afterwards?

E.R.F says:

probably the best route

Christian as champ would be awesome

Brent says:

Heel or face though?

E.R.F says:

HEEEEEEEL

Brent says:

Cause I love Edge as a heel FUCK

E.R.F says:

yeah but Christian isn't Vince's typical champ\

Brent says:

Very true

Del Rio is good though, I just wish they had built this more

E.R.F says:

one sec

Brent says:

back

E.R.F says:

yes it is

hope that one day we have del rio - mistico

Brent says:

yeah man. He debuts tomorrow

E.R.F says:

is that when they're doing it?

Brent says:

Yup

well mistico debuts tomorrow rather

NICE

that top rop enzguri was awesome

what the hell is that?

E.R.F says:

couldn't tell you looks funny though

Brent says:

wow....okay so my score is 0-1

E.R.F says:

DESSSSSSTINY denied

0-1 for me too

that stage looks slick

Brent says:

agreed

Just key it with the title

E.R.F says:

crowbars work better

Brent says:

lol I was close

Del Rio is selling this amazingly

E.R.F says:

I'd be crying like a child too if I had to spend my mania payday fixing my car

Brent says:

Note, no Canadian broadcaster has TE

E.R.F says:

TE?

really?

Brent says:

Tough Enough, no one picked it up

E.R.F says:

wow

cody vs rey...rey will come out lookinbg like thor

book it

Brent says:

Maybe Captain America

E.R.F says:

hitler>

book it

shit son

Brent says:

His mask lends more to it.

E.R.F says:

you think reyrey would put over mistico....excuse me sin carna on his way out?

Brent says:

Quite possibly but I have no idea when Rey is getting out

E.R.F says:

wwe abides by a board of comissioners now?

Brent says:

lol, just tweeted the same thing

Cody chants?

E.R.F says:

look at where we are man this is old wcw country

AMERICAN DREAM IF YOU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

so is like cody going to be heading like an oddities 2.0 faction?

Brent says:

god I hope not. Don't mention it again or someone will do it

E.R.F says:

it'd be awesome to see him team with golddust though

Brent says:

will give it to Cody, his workin pretty good tonight

E.R.F says:

he

he'll be great

after his run in the oddities 2.0

Brent says:

fuck off lol

E.R.F says:

by the way what are you drinking for tonight's festivities?

Brent says:

Right now nothing, going to pour myself something soon. in a match or two or the divas match, whatever comes first.

You?

E.R.F says:

peroni now

moosehead next

Brent says:

peroni?

E.R.F says:

scotch after

champange when wins

Brent says:

lol

E.R.F says:

taker

Brent says:

AWWW That was a solid kick

E.R.F says:

YESSSSSS

CODY!!!!!

Brent says:

so we're 1-1

(our predictions were the same yes?)

E.R.F says:

yep

Brent says:

can't wait until JR comes out

E.R.F says:

The Undertaker, Jerry Lawler, CM Punk, Sheamus,

Brent says:

"So happy to be here...so glad I'm not on Charlie Sheen's tour"

E.R.F says:

and I don't care who wins the cena match we all lose in that match

Brent says:

This is a WM payday segment if I've ever seen it.

E.R.F says:

hey man the undercard has to eat some how....even hornswoggle

by the way bullshit for what happen to finlay

Brent says:

Agreed, that's why the divas match may suck horribly

brb, drink time

E.R.F says:

this rest stop by brent is brought to you my mongoose malt liquor. it'll kill all the taste buds on your tounge and about 150 brain cells

Brent says:

back did we call this match?

E.R.F says:

no but my money is on santino and no one else

also wade SHOULD be in a match by himself right now

SQUASHHHHHHH

Brent says:

you realise that around Jan we were thinking Wade vs UT?

E.R.F says:

yep and HHH and sheamus

that would have made, you know, more sense

Brent says:

so 2-1 we now stand

E.R.F says:

i need a moosehead

we all win when santino wins

Brent says:

URGH and with May Young we all lose

Nice

(for those who are actually still reading this, Austin's last match was with The Rock)

E.R.F says:

PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brent says:

Agreed

Think bryan and shamus got cut?

E.R.F says:

I hoe to hell they didn't they could have easily cut that 8 man a second ago

Brent says:

you know, despite the builds for the matches, WM kind of reminds my why I still watch... this also kind of washes the bad taste of TNBA out of my mouth

E.R.F says:

for sure the best of the best go out there and do a damn fine job. besides the rumble it's the one night of the year that I still mark like a kid

that being said PUNK!!!!!!!

Brent says:

lol

Punk has done a great enough job that it doesn't hurt his character at all to lose

Nice stairs spot

surprised Punk still wears the Nexus armband though

E.R.F says:

wonderful kick

yeah I figure for the story line interesting to see what happens to the rest of the nexus when they come back

Brent says:

most of them have been sent back to Florida

E.R.F says:

shit hitman sharpshooter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Brent says:

Josh Mathews is carrying this broadcast. Another thing I never thought I'd say

E.R.F says:

the annonching has been a clusterfuck cole and lawler shouldn't be there if they have a match

josh is doing a fine job though

Brent says:

Agreed

there's another thing, what do you do with Cole and Lawler tomorrow?

E.R.F says:

fire cole for his derrogatory remarks and hire J.R.

if it wan't for the fact that he was in a match, his ass would have been fired

Brent says:

lol...yeah unfortunately that ain't going to happen

E.R.F says:

good match so far

Brent says:

I love that DDT

E.R.F says:

the voices

he hears them

Brent says:

they talk to him... or so I've been told

did you listen to the LAW's preview podcast they posted yesterday?

E.R.F says:

no man working like a dog...something, somehting

will be listening tonight though

great finish

Brent says:

Agnew brought up something similar to your idea. McMahon likes his revenge big, WM being the biggest stage of them all. Is tonight Cole get's his bitch slap for his twitter comments?

Man that finish was so well timed

E.R.F says:

that would be wonderful

vince is a go big or go home type of guy

and if i had to listen to mathews from now on I wouldn't be totally disappointed

Brent says:

Pee Wee fuckin herman?

E.R.F says:

pee wee gotta get paid

Brent says:

fuck, now I feel bad for Koslov

E.R.F says:

THE FINK!!!!!!!!!

Brent says:

THE FINK!!!!

ABBY IN A SUIT!!!

E.R.F says:

Sunny has cleaned up well

Brent says:

She's cleaned up in the last few years

E.R.F says:

R.I.P. Road Warrior Hawk

So does Duggan's board get inducted into the HOF too?

Brent says:

Apparently the Road Warriors hall of fame segment was pretty good

I think it airs on Monday before Raw.

E.R.F says:

I like the fact they inducted the road warriors manager along with them

damn the cole lawler match

Brent says:

It makes sense. While he wasn't a big deal in the WWE, every other territory they were in before that, Paul Ellering was a big part of them

Shamus and Bryan must have been cut

E.R.F says:

Every once in a while they getit right

BOOKER T!!!!!!!

Brent says:

WHAT THE FUCK

Booker T????

ARGH!

E.R.F says:

black snow

Brent says:

Where the hell is JR and a tire iron when I need them

E.R.F says:

we need chet lemon stat

Brent says:

Thank the lord

E.R.F says:

bah gawd!!!!!!!

hell fire and brimstone!!!!!!!!

the thing with cole is that it isn't even good heat that he

's getting he sucks at what he does

Brent says:

wait for the Austin pop about to come

Yeah but Lawler has been getting him over.

E.R.F says:

calm before the storm

Brent says:

JR told me I can order his sauce through the WWE online store.

E.R.F says:

huuurrrrrr BBQ sauce taunt

Brent says:

Personally replied to my tweet and everything

E.R.F says:

bring that shit to the next party at adam's I'll bring the ribs

Brent says:

...man I know it's not "real" but I can't wait till Lawler punches him in the face.

E.R.F says:

lawler is old school he'll let a little knuckle in there

Brent says:

....what the hell did booker just say?

E.R.F says:

couldn't tell you

austin is gettim more money than all of the midcarders in that snopp dog segment

this beer is great

Brent says:

lol

did you see the RAW he last appeared on a week or two ago?

E.R.F says:

austin?

LAWLER IS THE TRUE KING OF KINGS!!!!!!!

THAT SHIT IS DECADENT

Brent says:

lol, his outfit looks like King Randor's

E.R.F says:

NICE!!!!!!

So, what Lawler vs. Swagger?

this is bullshit

Brent says:

I love this

E.R.F says:

guess I was wrong

Brent says:

And the Cole mine being use is great

E.R.F says:

the GM computer is there

just noticed it

Brent says:

kind of surprised cole has tats

E.R.F says:

tats of bunnies and doves and vince don't count

Brent says:

lol

E.R.F says:

cole hear's voices too

they sound a lot like vince

Brent says:

hehe

E.R.F says:

they chanting lawler or boring?

Brent says:

I'm not sure

I've heard a rumor that Lawler isn't able to use a piledriver

E.R.F says:

damn

yopu took the words out of my mouth

Brent says:

Right hand from Lawler

right in the mush

E.R.F says:

highlight of the match right here

Brent says:

here's a pop

E.R.F says:

hge did that drop kick better than cena's

playing taps for him

Brent says:

lol

watch the beer throws

The jays should hire the wwe time keeper for outfield

E.R.F says:

where the hell is booker going

yep!!!

stunner!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn gm BS

Brent says:

lol you shouldn't have noticed the computer

E.R.F says:

shit mathew's just got initiated!!!!!!!

Brent says:

urgh that finish of the finish was shit

so what's our score standing at?

E.R.F says:

yep

2-4 now I reckon

Brent says:

fuck

we suck

E.R.F says:

no

vince sucks

Brent says:

bet those guys who came for shamus are pissed

E.R.F says:

no man they're drunk man

Brent says:

you're just racist against the irish

E.R.F says:

that's neither here nor there right now

I like guiness

taker and trips now

????

what>

Brent says:

I knew it wouldn't be last but before the Divas match?

E.R.F says:

"it'z all about teh Snookerz bitchez!!!!"

Brent says:

still

I was curious if this or Cena's match would go last

although it's 9 now right?

so we got two hours left?

E.R.F says:

this will go 40 min hopefully?

Brent says:

I was figuring an hour for this, and 40 for Cena

E.R.F says:

oh shit man

Brent says:

FUCK YEAH

Great song to enter to

E.R.F says:

ah yup!!!!!!!!!

like we were saying before things like this make us mark like kids

and I'm marking like a 12 year old!!!!!!!!!!1

Brent says:

Okay have to admit, the entrance is pretty fucking cool

E.R.F says:

LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brent says:

How long HHH been out? Almost a year?

E.R.F says:

he left just shortly after mania last year

and I'm going to mark again for this enterance

Brent says:

lol

I love him coming out to Cash

Should be a good match for Triple H to end his career on a high note

E.R.F says:

knowing him he'll stick around and burry some more up and comers just doe good measure

for

Brent says:

yeah...but it'll be less frequent. He's going to be like The Rock was his last year or two. Not as many performances, coming in for big shows

E.R.F says:

where there's money to be made

Brent says:

man this entrance is fantastic. It's pretty much like Triple H wrestling against Death for his life.

E.R.F says:

yes'm

going to be interesting to see how much rust these guys have

Brent says:

You know that the match is completely wrong on the streak?

E.R.F says:

what do you mean?

Brent says:

Okay you've been following the build for this match right?

E.R.F says:

yep

Brent says:

So the current run of the streak is 18 - 0 correct?

There goes The Cole Mine!

E.R.F says:

yeo

good riddance

Brent says:

But in all the promos that mention the streak they mention the Undertaker has buried 18 opponents

That is incorrect.

There are two ways to look at it. All the promos fail to mention the Trips has lost to UT at Wrestlemania.

As well, UT has face Kane twice at WM

Now there is a handicap match in there where UT defeated Atrain and Big Show

E.R.F says:

yeah but they're banking on the fact that the WWE universe isn

't all that smart

Brent says:

So depending on how you look at it UT will defeat a total of 17 men or 16 men.

E.R.F says:

and you can't bury the guy who's married to the boss' daughter

Brent says:

lol

to be fair, Trips will do a job when he feels it's needed

E.R.F says:

true it's been five minutes and both of these guys are winded

mind you I think UT is trying to kill Trips

like actually murder him

he'll go to jail

Brent says:

Well in UT's favor, I imagine that next year is the last one

E.R.F says:

and be accused of murder

it'll be a hell of a run

Brent says:

Agreed

E.R.F says:

then he'll have to go to jail for life

Brent says:

lol

and then replaced by Jeff Hardy on the card?

E.R.F says:

he'll get a repreve to wrestle at mania next year

no man vince

Brent says:

lol

I think Vince is done

E.R.F says:

not if he has to sell ppv buys

Brent says:

I'm curious about the numbers this pulls. WWE is aiming at a million

I also love the fact so many other wrestlers from TNA and not in the fed are watching

NICE!

E.R.F says:

well this is the superbowl for wrestling so they want to see how it's done

we're all fans

Brent says:

Shane Helms has running commentary

E.R.F says:

I saw 950,000 buys because of the rock and a weak card

say

one almost cancels the other

Brent says:

I think less do to streaming

been a while since UT used that

E.R.F says:

vintage

Brent says:

kick out

they got 10 more mins

E.R.F says:

trips is going through that cube floating above the ring

book it

Brent says:

cube floating above the ring?

E.R.F says:

there is a cube floating above the ring for video and stuff they showed it in the beginning.

trips is going through it for sure

Brent says:

how high up?

E.R.F says:

40 feet

these two will make it happen and make it look believable

Brent says:

...how the fuck do they get that high?

E.R.F says:

don't worry

an elaborate pyramid of chairs

Brent says:

and maybe the guys from nexus?

E.R.F says:

if it works for TNA why not the WWE

Brent says:

sledge hammer spot

E.R.F says:

oh you know it's coming

that's not PG

Brent says:

was that unprotected or UT get his hands up?

E.R.F says:

think he got his hand up

Brent says:

Fuck that was good

E.R.F says:

ARE THEY ACTUALLY GOING TO END THE STREAL TO TRIPS

yes it was

LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD CHILD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Brent says:

I'm betting there was a bit of a rest spot in there due to a thumb in the eye. UT's had some crying going. Look at the mascara

Sledgehammer time

E.R.F says:

sledge in the HOP in 2014

book it

HOF

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Brent says:

Doesn't matter about the ropes Lawler, no holds barred

E.R.F says:

SHIT@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|\

DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

wow

Brent says:

I love that hammer tease

E.R.F says:

ayup!

rematch next year

Brent says:

Nah, not for the last one

E.R.F says:

question: does he put over someone or walk out perfect

Brent says:

oh no, UT has died yet again

E.R.F says:

hey man vacation time

Brent says:

fuck he just got back lol

druid come out to get him?

druids rather?

E.R.F says:

mayhaps

or all the druids turns into one big druid and take him out

Brent says:

flock of druids?

E.R.F says:

a murder maybe?

a gaggle

?

we need to check the wikipedias

Brent says:

I want to name my next band Flock of Druids

E.R.F says:

I'll front you the money for a year supply of mascarra

so much selling

did they foregt the druid costumes

Brent says:

ah man, no druids

E.R.F says:

time for the scotch

Brent says:

k, keep track of what's going on, gotta take a dump

E.R.F says:

i'm going to get booze

i'd gladly watch morrison ziggy but not with this other shit

alright maybe laycool

maybe just layla

maybe

may

ma

m

so while brent releaves his insides I'll give you running play by play of the show on mute

trish looks wired with brown hair

I don't hear any booing for teh Snookerz

and all hell has broken loose

mrs taker vs trish

wow that was a hell of a spill

Brent says:

back

Mrs. Taker?

well that was mercifully short

E.R.F says:

teh Snookerz is athletic

Brent says:

when not drunk

E.R.F says:

never mind dude it was probably written into her contract that she had to pass a sobriety test

vince ain't no fool

Brent says:

lol

E.R.F says:

the miz is headlining Wrestlemania

roll that around in your head for a bot

bit

using nas to pimp miz

Brent says:

eh, He was doing good until the Rock came in

E.R.F says:

i'm done with him

Brent says:

lol

E.R.F says:

call me old school but I think that the champ shold be able to pull off a great match by himself

Brent says:

a choir for Cena?

E.R.F says:

cena's black now?

Brent says:

Yeah? What's wrong with you? He's just a lght skinned brother?

...is that DMX's voice?

E.R.F says:

and Cena comes out to DMX?

what the hell is going on?

Brent says:

No idea but I like the idea... wow listen to those boos

E.R.F says:

We all lose in this match

mmmmmmmmm bitter boos

and a new shirt to match

Brent says:

I love the law comment on twitter

E.R.F says:

trying to give two of the whitest dudes some cred

with the black intros

Brent says:

Next year Diddy vs DMX at mania

E.R.F says:

I'd pay actual money for that

like I'd phone someone and order it

and put it on my credit card

monesy would exchange hands for services rendered

money

JR on play by play is the redemeing quality fo this match

you think the federation uses plants in the audience?

Brent says:

nah, plants in audio maybe

E.R.F says:

so is miz the favourite in this just given how much everyone hates cena

Brent says:

just me or does this match seem really slow

E.R.F says:

they don't know all that many moves so you can't use them all at once

Brent says:

Nice even flow ddt from miz

E.R.F says:

horrible stf from cena

Brent says:

The only stf I've ever liked was Masa Chono's

E.R.F says:

you are correct sir

Brent says:

That's right, I pulled out my Japanesse wrestling card

E.R.F says:

and you were right to do so

Brent says:

Now they've started working hard

E.R.F says:

WHAT????????

I'll say it again WHAT???????

double count out and out comes the rock

Brent says:

here comes the rock

E.R.F says:

this is bad

so they're going into extra time like raw?

Brent says:

not 11 yet

There it is

E.R.F says:

lame duck champion is lame

they didn't do a damn thing to bolster the miz as a legit champ

Brent says:

Rock looking much better in the ring then monday

E.R.F says:

for sure

Brent says:

He's a lot bigger right now too

E.R.F says:

but he isn't going to be on raw for the next year

'dem roids

Brent says:

Agreed. I bet he's doing Summerslam and then done

E.R.F says:

if

Brent says:

He was up to 275 for the next fast and furious

and now I've got porn on my feed

E.R.F says:

sweet feed

Brent says:

So how'd we do over all here evan?

E.R.F says:

I think we did a fine job. mid you we're old and bitter and vince isn't trying to market to us. That said, trying to be as objective as I can, Wrestlemania, while some matches were grest (Punk/Orton), they didn't deliver on the what a mania show should be

The miz is still a lame duck champ who can't win clean and the spotlight was hogged by the old guard

C- at best for me

what says you good sir?

Brent says:

I'd say over all a C to C+ for me. The Miz is left weak (victim of booking for the entire feud)

E.R.F says:

and they fucked the dog on Edge/ Del Rio

Brent says:

Punk vs Orton was great and the UT and Trips pulled a great match too. The rest felt like they could have been on any other ppv.

E.R.F says:

perfectly said

shall we pass it over to the boys at the LAW, then?

Brent says:

agreed. Go to www.liveaudiowrestling.com to hear their views.

Oh what was our score?

E.R.F says:

damn 3 right 5 wrong

Brent says:

Eh better then last year I think

E.R.F says:

it looks like

bizarro booking

it's been a pleasure man let's do this again next year

Brent says:

Agreed

E.R.F says:

www.liveaudiowrestling.com go there and check it out shouts to pollock and agnew

two assholes talking about wrestling stuff

Brent says:

lol well said.