Here is Wrestlemania as commentated on by myself (Brent aka The Elk...blame Max Brooks) and Guesthole #1 Evan Fraiser (E.R.F.)... via msn messenger.
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
check this link man http://channelsurfing.net/watch-wwe-wrestlemania-2.html
The Elk says:
thanks
YAY!
it works
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
it looks like its a good feed now let's hope it stays
The Elk says:
agreed
any idea who's up first?
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
mitb or tag match I reckon
The Elk says:
urgh this is the one match I didn't agree with the booking on
Jon Morrison is being wasted in this team
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
true; give him a year or two he'll have a title shot here
The Elk says:
I hope so
sucks that they didn't bring out JR
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
maybe for the ut vs. shawn?
but michael is a tool
The Elk says:
agreed
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
spanish announce team, their table won't be there by the end
looks like a damn good venue
The Elk says:
yeah... apparently it's nicknamed The Big Toaster
crowd seems into which is a good start
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
yeah
predictions?
wow quick
The Elk says:
yeah, kind of figured Showmiz would keep the belts thought the match might be a little longer though
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
shawn and ut get 40 min confirmed
RKO
The Elk says:
I'm betting it's Orton over Dibiasa and Rhodes, Punk over Myserio, Drew McIntyre in money in the band, Bret with the Sharpshooter, Sheamus over Triple H UT over Micheals, Edge over Jericho and to be honest a toss up between Cena and Batista
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
in cena and batista we all lose
The Elk says:
And if I'm wrong on McIntyre, it'll be Christian and he'll cash it on Edge
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
Punk, christain in the mitb, sheamus ut and jericho with mcintire cashing in
The Elk says:
I'm curious who's going to get pushed for a bit while UT and Micheals are off after WM
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
drew and edge and sheamus and riodtista
The Elk says:
roidtista! brilliant
when did Rhoades and DiBiase get new tights?
and is that the triforce on Cody's boots?
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
thier mom's made them for the event
it is there's an article on ign where he says he's a huge zelda fan
The Elk says:
seriously?
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
yeah man
The Elk says:
awesome
okay this is what I thought. Rhoades and Dibiase have different tights because they're splitting them, teasing it now hence the new tights, they'd been wearing more or less matching up until today
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
probably
The Elk says:
and Orton is being pushed as the new Stone Cold
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
minus the beer
The Elk says:
well PG Stone Cold
I liked that double ddt
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
oh yeah
rko
and the stance awesome
The Elk says:
man, I hope they sign awesome kong so Beth Phoenix has someone to work with
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
only reason I don't see it happening is she really doens't fit into the diva mold
mitb!!!
but it would be a good pick up
The Elk says:
yeah the problem they have is they can't do the sexy divas anymore but they still love that look.
and very few of them can work
man MVP's intro got cut short
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
yeah
The Elk says:
This should be good, I like everyone in this match
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
SWAGGER!!!!!!!!!
ANGLE!!!!!!!!
The Elk says:
lol ah Shelton Benjamin, one of the best guys on the roster, couldn't get over in a match with a piece of toast
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
toast by submission
The Elk says:
what kind of submission move would a piece of toast have?
oh shit okay I lied, I like everyone in this match but Kane
...who apparently got corked in the eye shortley
short time ago
I hope Swagger starts getting a decent push back into like IC territory
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
toast's finishing: The cinnamon toast crunch
swagger: yeah but he's got the lisp
The Elk says:
yeah, it's unfortante.
He's like Steve Williams but more atheletic
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
yeah
dude I have to go get my suster at work...I'll be back in an hour send me a text to let me know who won mitb
sister
The Elk says:
cool, msg me when you get back online
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
hit you up when I get back
The Elk said (9:06 PM):
you back yet?
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
hey man just got in
The Elk says:
okay so apparently rey beat punk
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
sharpshooter !!!!!!!!!
The Elk says:
not only that, the Hart Dynasty will finally be doing something
I think Vince got one move in, the rest was just a beating
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
10 years of frustration
The Elk says:
the storytelling was great in someways. Vince has stated this is probably his last match so this is a very fitting end for that character
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
true
The Elk says:
and Striker had the line of the night
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
strker is awesome
The Elk says:
Natlia (Niedheart's daughter) punched vince in the face and striker chimes in "Best luck on your future endevours Natlia"
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
nice!!!
The Elk says:
kind of annoyed at Rey/Punk
short match and it killeda feud you could easily keep going for months
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
good job wwe
did we get a sermon from the mount?
The Elk says:
my feed cut out during that match, got it back right after
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
right forgot
The Elk says:
no worries
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
2 canadians in one of the main events = awesome
The Elk says:
didn't I tell you about my pro wrestling in the olympics idea?
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
no man
the spanish table is still there must b waiting for the ut match
The Elk says:
lol
I figure you can do pro wreslting in the olympics and judge it like pairs figure skating
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
it's certainably doable
The Elk says:
I figured Team Canada would do really well. Canada, Japan, Mexico, fuck it would be a sport Samoa could win a gold in
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
I miss umanga
The Elk says:
yeah...unfortunately.....
fuck that was awesome
so well timed
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
ok that was aweseome
spear code breaker
The Elk says:
this is good
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
damn right
The Elk says:
too bad it's a crap fest next
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
y2j
The Elk says:
wow, kind of surprised
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
same here
maybe they're going to extend the feud or swagger banks tonight
The Elk says:
possibly
I wouldn't mind seeing this feud going on a bit longer
and there goes the spainish announce table
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
nice
The Elk says:
I was wrong, it still stands lol
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
taker and shawn will break it
The Elk says:
lol
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
yoshi tatsu
divas time to get some foods
The Elk says:
that was the WWE paycheck match
The Elk said (9:45 PM):
...that was terrible but at least it was short
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
sweet ut and shawn are last
The Elk says:
yup. I'm betting this match goes about 20/25 and then the rest with be for UT/Micheals
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
yeah it's only 9:50
The Elk says:
the funny thing is, this feud has actually 1) gotten Batista over as a heel (after how many tries) and 2) Got Batista doing decent promos
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
yeah his mike work has certainly improved
The Elk says:
two bad he can't wrestle. He's had one awesome match...against taker... and who carried that one?
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
This is the match they've been wanting to do for years...let's hope it's not a complete fuck up
and every time cena has a goffy intro
The Elk says:
I must admit, I liked the year with the marching band
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
that was ok
maybe it's becaus eI hate cena
The Elk says:
lol
I don't hate him, I just think we need a break...like a year
or four
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
or a multiple break in his entire body
The Elk says:
lol
well they've got Bret for a bit, give Cena time off, send him to Calgary...for that matter Batista too
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
there's a sign in the back that says batista likes fishsticks
The Elk says:
HAHAHA
BATISTA IS A GAY FISH!
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
or has kanye west level intelligence
The Elk says:
you know Roidista is a grandfather?
fuck heard Cena call that.
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
why doesn't it suprise me that his kid would be a giant whore
The Elk says:
lol
that and Dave's old
he started late, not as late as the Boogie Man but late
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
spine buster!
The Elk says:
well this isn't as terrible as I thought but it aint great
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
I rather have this than split up edge and jericho and have 1 goo match and one garbage match rather than 2 mediocore matches
The Elk says:
fair enough
fuck that was a sloppy spot
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
yup
The Elk says:
I've seen better in indys
urgh
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
dammit
The Elk says:
who the put him up against now? Is there anyone on RAW he hasn't done a feud with?
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
trips? again????? good thing I only watch smackdown
The Elk says:
what fucking match were those guys watching? "Highlight after highlight" ???
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
they had the kool aid before the match
The Elk says:
40 mins of UT/Micheals
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
MATCH OF THE NIGHT AND IT HASN"T EVEN STARTED
and the crwod goes nuts just seeing the graphic
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
no bullshit no run ins just let these dogs of war go
The Elk says:
urgh my video fed is lagging but the sound is fine
no monks this year
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
get your popcorn this is going to be a good one
the only thing that would make this better is if jr was calling it
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
I hate cole
The Elk says:
lol
he butchers the word ironic on a match by match basis
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
VINTAGE!!!!!!!!!
I fukin hate him
"IS THE CAREER OVER???????? IS THE CAREER OVER????????"
The Elk says:
wow this is a great old school match
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
wouldn't have it any other way
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
tombstone on the outside
rest spot
The Elk says:
nice!
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
devils gate into pinning combonation!!!!!!!
The Elk says:
2 secs till spanish table obliteration
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
you called it
The Elk says:
oh guess it's the english one first
elbow
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
yup
The Elk says:
or moonsault
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
or is he crazy enough for a moon saut
yes!
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
IT WAS A MOON SALUT!!!!!
refresh!!!!!!
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
match of forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Elk says:
lol
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Elk says:
I love that little kick to the head
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
SOME ONE SHUT COLE UP!!!!!!!!!
TAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
The Elk says:
That was a great finish!
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
match of the night
match of the year
The Elk says:
Sean's neck however must feel like shit
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
the resason I watch wrestling
The Elk says:
How many tombstones?
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
2
The Elk says:
I thought there was a few more in there
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
in that flurry there was 2
I think there was two more
are you going to do a commentary on this at all?
The Elk says:
lolI was thinking of posting our conversation
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Elk says:
lol done
6 months till he's back?
E.R.F. -- The Road Scholar says:
december if we're lucky
from what I saw Ortn was good, the tag match was a god way to start, I still have to watch mitb bret did the sharpshooter...I would have liked to see sheamus go over alright mania all in all
and taker and shawn was everything old school wrestling fans wanted
The Elk says:
Agreed, very good ring psychology
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